Eggs are NOT yum

Can I just add a side note today? I hate eggs. I hate them to the point
where if I am eating them plain I want to gag. They just taste nasty to me.
Now, there is an exception to this rule. If the eggs are put on top of a
bagel, or some other piece of carbolicious goodness, they are great. Is
that so hard to understand? Some people in my life just don't get it. But
doesn't it make sense that someone can not like a plain tomato but they
enjoy it on a hamburger? Or would rather not eat a hunk of Swiss cheese but
Swiss is their favorite on a cranberry and turkey sandwich?! I am just
saying, don't player hate on me for not enjoying eggs. It's not that big of
a deal so stop saying it is. Thank you.